➖ I was asked by a young girl if I could help her figure out how to explant. She had them for less then a year and feels poorly already. Poor thing 😥. She asked me what I knew about an “inner lift”. I said ya know. I don’t know much about it so I Googled it. For the love of God. How about this!? Some silicone, titanium screws in your ribs and a couple of straps on each side to hold the silicone cups up. What in the F**k? Women are targeted and preyed on for our insecurities. We are nothing but guinea pigs & cash cows for these stupid companies that come up with this kind of garbage. Men don’t do this shit! (Dad bods are “hot” at the moment -what about the “Mom bods?) Grrrrr. 🤨🤨. Why don’t they invent an inner lift contraption for their ball sack?? 😂 Couple of screws on either side, couple of straps to hold the silicone ball holder in place to cup your balls... Yeah! Great Idea 😂 (BTW The FDA are all men in my head) 😂😂🤨🤨😂😂 Anyway back to this “inner lift”... I say don’t ever do this to yourself. You’re asking for problems. Moral of the story: FDA are Men 🤨 The Inner Lift is bad🤨 LOVE YOURSELF ladies 😍 & Ball Lifts-You heard it here first 😂 Well to be honest... My nickname is Dee’s Nuts 🥜. Hahaha. I think I will invent the ball lift contraption and use all proceeds to pay for explants. “Lyft Deez Nuts” A BRAND NEW medical device.. (not tested by the FDA & just passed on through) Slogan: “Lyft some slack on that sack” 😂♥️ I originally posted this back in 2018!!️ It’s always worthy of me resharing!
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