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I was asked by a young girl if I could help her figure out how to explant. She had them for less then a year and feels poorly already. Poor thing 😥. She asked me what I knew about an “inner lift”. I said ya know. I don’t know much about it so I Googled it.
For the love of God.
How about this!? Some silicone, titanium screws in your ribs and a couple of straps on each side to hold the silicone cups up. What in the F**k?
Women are targeted and preyed on for our insecurities. We are nothing but guinea pigs & cash cows for these stupid companies that come up with this kind of garbage.
Men don’t do this shit!
(Dad bods are “hot” at the moment -what about the “Mom bods?)
Grrrrr. 🤨🤨.
Why don’t they invent an inner lift contraption for their ball sack?? 😂
Couple of screws on either side, couple of straps to hold the silicone ball holder in place to cup your balls... Yeah! Great Idea 😂
(BTW The FDA are all men in my head) 😂😂🤨🤨😂😂
Anyway back to this “inner lift”...
I say don’t ever do this to yourself. You’re asking for problems.
Moral of the story:
FDA are Men 🤨
The Inner Lift is bad🤨
LOVE YOURSELF ladies 😍
& Ball Lifts-You heard it here first 😂
Well to be honest... My nickname is Dee’s Nuts 🥜. Hahaha. I think I will invent the ball lift contraption and use all proceeds to pay for explants.
“Lyft Deez Nuts” A BRAND NEW medical device..
(not tested by the FDA & just passed on through)
Slogan:
“Lyft some slack on that sack”
😂♥️
I originally posted this back in 2018!!️
It’s always worthy of me resharing!
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