Deirdre and Peter Lowell are pictured here after a successful night emceeing at the all-employee Make-Your-Own Margarita and Marshmallow Kebab Mixer, one of the most memorable nights of Vacation®-sponsored cocktail concocting H.Q. has seen this quarter. A hearty "thank you" must be extended to the Lowells, who went above and beyond throughout the night - but most notably when they came to the rescue of Director of Lazy River Management Moira DuVall, who spilled her take on a "Spicy Margarita" onto the office’s only portable stereo system. Tragically, the tumbled libation distorted Toto’s “Africa'' right before the inaugural chorus. But as luck would have it, Deirdre and Peter had performed together in their alma mater’s co-ed collegiate acapella ensemble; The pair were able to swiftly board the stage where Peter’s uncanny hi-hat impression and Deirdre’s impeccable vocal scale provided an impressive interpretation of the soft rock hit. The event was a sure success due to their quick thinking and vocal prowess. Please be sure to mark your corporate calendars for next quarter’s DIY cocktail event - as always, submissions are encouraged for future themes, and are accepted via interdepartmental memo. Honorary employees can suggest themes in the comment box below. Additionally, interim intern Megan P. will be coming around the cubicles later today if any would like to donate to assist in the purchase of a new office stereo.