“We do a lot of old lady shit together: reading in the park, going to the grocery store, going to sleep early, cooking breakfast the next morning. I took a super iconic photo of Erin at 9 PM on a Saturday night, on the couch, wrapped in a blanket, doing Sudoku puzzles with curlers in her hair. I’m going to surprise her with it during the slideshow at our throuple wedding with our third roommate, when all of us are old and alone.”