IYKYK. Happy AAPI Heritage Month! I've gotten called "Jackie Chan" by many, who think it's hilarious and/or insulting to mistaken me for the greatest action star to ever, and will ever, live. I'm not him, what a horrible guess; 1 down, 780,000,000 names left to go. These racists are statistically blind. I don't even look like him, I can't kick ass like him, can't sing like him, nor can I act like him. Here's the closest I could ever come to being Jackie, courtesy of my roommate @_clay.11