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Ya know, it’s like my dad always said... “Your ass is grass, and I’m the lawnmower.” #dadjokes #dadjoke #motionlessinwhite

chrismotionless

Apr 20

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Weber Ranch Vodka: Paid

Weber Ranch Vodka: Gifting

BILT: Bilt

Nakery: Paid

Nakery: Gifting

Eberjey: Gifting

Eberjey: Emilie

Ghirardelli Retail: Retail

Eberjey: Paid

Ghirardelli Retail: Paid

Ghirardelli Retail: Gifting

Eberjey: Performance

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ONE/SIZE: [2023] OSAs

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ONE/SIZE: MUA

ONE/SIZE: Drag Queens

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ONE/SIZE: VIP

ONE/SIZE: Celeb

Sperry: Gifting

Sperry: Paid

Posh Tech: Gifting

Posh Tech: Paid

Internal: Research

IGK: Paid

IGK: Gifting

IGK: Always On

Patrick Starrr: Patrick

Internal: Watching

eShop: Gifting

eShop: Paid

The Laundress: Gifting

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Class of 93

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Content Lab

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Copper Cola 7C

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Disco Disco

Disco Disco Event

Disco Disco Giveaway

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Disney Anaheim

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Dubai

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Eberjey Ambassador

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Eberjey Holiday

Eberjey Holiday Event

Eberjey SSOL

Eberjey Summer Gifting

Eberjey: 2024 Holiday Event

Eberjey: Ad Hoc 2025

Eberjey: B2R Paid

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Eberjey: Bridal

Eberjey: Bridal Gifting

Eberjey: Casa Del Sol 2025

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Eberjey: Core 2025

Eberjey: Cyber Sale Paid Ads

Eberjey: Fall

Eberjey: Father's Day

Eberjey: Father's Day 2025

Eberjey: Hamptons Summer Event 2024

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Eberjey: Holiday

Eberjey: Holiday (2024)

Eberjey: Holiday 2023

Eberjey: Holiday 2025

Eberjey: Holiday Event 2025 (Family Movie Night)

Eberjey: Holiday Gifting 2024

Eberjey: Holiday Sale 2025

Eberjey: June Layer

Eberjey: June Layer Gifting

Eberjey: L'Agence 2025

Eberjey: Lily Aldridge 2025

Eberjey: Lily Aldrige Event

Eberjey: Love

Eberjey: Love 2025

Eberjey: Love Gifting 2024

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Eberjey: MD Gifting 2024

Eberjey: Mother's Day

Eberjey: Mother's Day 2025

Eberjey: NYNY

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Eberjey: Sound & Sage Event 2025

Eberjey: Spring

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Eberjey: Spring Gifting 2024

Eberjey: Summer 2025

Eberjey: Summer 2025

Eberjey: VIP Gifting 2025

Eberjey: Wildflower Farms Event 2025

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Extra Love

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Eye Poppers

Eyeshadow

Fantasize Mascara

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GB Balm

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GB Smoothing Mask

Ghirardelli July Gifting

Ghirardelli NY

Ghirardelli Spring

Ghirardelli: Evergreen

Ghirardelli: Fall

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Ghirardelli: Summer

Ghirardelli: Valentine's Day

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Please Hold

Posh Tech: Holiday

Posh Tech: Pilot

Posh Tech: Tech Accessories

Posh Tech: Valentine's Day

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Pride

Puff

Put A Spell On You Sundae

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Retial

Reviews

Rich Kid

SM Event

STB Primer

STS

Sally Beauty

Salon Centric: Pros

San Francisco

Santa Monica

Sephora

Setting Powder

Shade Extension

Smoothing Spray

Sperry: Aritzia Collab 2025

Sperry: CPC Event 2025

Sperry: Colbo Event 07/25

Sperry: Duck Boots 2025

Sperry: Fall/Winter Press Preview 2025

Sperry: Female Boat

Sperry: JCREW Event 2025

Sperry: Suburban Moms 2025

Sperry: Todd Snyder Event 2025

Sponge

Sponsored

Stage White

Strawberry Passion Hot Fudge Sundae

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TL Ambassador

Target

Taste Test Challenge 2025

Tech Accessories

Tencel

The Laundress: US Open

Thirsty Girl

Thrive: Charcoal Mascara 2025

Thrive: EmpowerGloss 2026

Thrive: Holiday 2025

Toning Drops

USP PINK

Ulta

Volume

WR Memorial Day

WRV

WRV: 4th of July 2025

WRV: Adidas 2026

WRV: Best Martini In 2025

WRV: Halloween 2025

WRV: Holiday 2025

WRV: Labor Day Paid 2025

WRV: Martini 2025

WRV: Martini Reviews 2025

WRV: National Vodka Day 2025

WRV: November

WRV: October

WRV: Pass the Hat

WRV: Reviews

WRV: September

WRV: Summer Entertaining

WRV: V-Day Paid

Waffle Cone Sundae

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