Been quiet for a minute but today is my birthday (again) so I’m just gracing your feed to let you know you that I’ve decided that I’m starting an imaginary funk band because people are allowed to have bands and I wanna do hoodrat stuff with my friends 🍋🦑 I know the logical first question is, “But Ben, can you even play an instrument?”, to which the answer is no. I am aware that this will significantly slow my band’s progress but we (I am currently the only member) are not phased by this. You can learn to play an instrument but you can’t teach the funk. Fortunately, as many of you already know, I have received my masters degrees in several additional fields of study including being flyer than everybody else-ism and being effortlessly iconic-ology♨️ We don’t have a name yet but believe me when I say it will be the coolest 💩 you’ve ever heard. You already know the deal. I’ve already started recruiting but if you’d like to be part of my imaginary funk band, I’ll be holding auditions for new members as and when... holla at me if you’ve got the juice🧃 Happy birthday to me 🎉🎁🎸🎤🎼 📸 @amylidgett 👕 @samuel_gallagher #DoYouWantTheFunk? #FortuneFavoursTheFly #FortuneFavoursTheFunky #FortuneFavoursMyBand #BringMeTheDogs #LemonForTheActivists #FunkSquidOfLondon #AuReviorNipples #IPutWordsILikedIntoANameGenerator #ThoseWereTheResults #ThisLoveIsFunkButItsSmooth #NoSongsNoTalentJustVibes #WordToMyDrummer #SeeYouAtTheGrammys #WithYourBand #OhWait #YouDontHaveOne #DoBetter #HowLongDoesItTakeToLearnAnIstrumentThough?