“I want to be the First Gentleman. So I can say things like “these kids need to get exercise”” @matt_portner “Do you feel like you ever get post-nut clarity?” “I feel like I never get clarity.” @annawoldstad “If I have to tie my jacket around my waist, I have to tie my jacket around my waist.” @berg_natalie “It’s the potential that’s sexy.” @waytoomitch “Yeah yeah, tell that to the judge.” @jackschlek “I’m just changing my socks.” @matt_portner “Okay, I guess I’ll let you finish.” @annawoldstad First and last photos by @narwhalnel and @annawoldstad