In the last week I’ve been called short (5’8”), old, even older with the start of the beard....the exact words “you look sixty years old with a beard”, told my cologne smells like a bathroom air freshener at a Love’s Truck stop, that I look like a creep with a mustache, that I run like a baby hippo, that “I’m THE most dramatic person on earth” I could go on and on and on and on. I wouldn’t have it any other way. # Real people and real friends don’t hold back and humor is the absolute best medicine for anything. Yes I understand there’s a little bit of truth to all humor but I still wouldn’t have it any other way. If you don’t give me a hard time...chances are I probably won’t trust ya. It’s a good day to be alive. Don’t f*ck it up. 👉🏼💥👉🏼💥