“See back in my day we twirled Kanes. Y’all young nupes look so feminine with this lil shimmy thing y’all doing. Y’all need to #PickUpAKane and stop doing it. Let the SGRhos have it. I don’t care if we made it. Honor deference and practice Kappa Traditions” — #RandomOldHeadFromThe90sWhoseChapterDontEvenTwirlAtAll #PostAndDelete