Best way to protect your throat from the harshness of the Honey Bong is to eat the honey first, then have a hit from the bong, then quickly slam a cheeseburger to counter react the diabetic shock from the honey. It’s all about balance. Anyway, I’m coming to Chicago on December 7, 2022 to @martyrslive! Hope to see you there, it’s gonna be a blast! 🎄🍔 Get tickets & info: www.LeoPresents.com CHRISTMAS TOUR DATES: 12/2: Vancouver, BC @ Rickshaw Theatre 12/3: Seattle, WA @ El Corazon 12/4: Portland, OR @ Bossanova Ballroom 12/6: Minneapolis, MN @ The Cabooze 12/7: Chicago, IL @ Martyrs’ 12/8: Detroit, MI @ Small’s 12/9: Fort Wayne, IN @ Piere’s Entertainment Center 12/10: Battle Creek, MI @ The Music Factory 12/11: Cleveland, OH @ Beachland Ballroom 12/13: Norfolk, VA @ Granby Theater 12/14: Baltimore, MD @ The 8x10 12/15: Richmond, VA @ Canal Club 12/16: Greensboro, NC @ Hangar 1819 12/17: Raleigh, NC @ The Pourhouse Music Hall 12/18: Charlotte, NC @ Heist Brewing @trailerparkboysofficial @swearnet @leopresents #randyschristmastour #trailerparkboys #swearnet #randybobandy #chicago #illinois