There once was a horse named Casper, for his 7th birthday he was gifted a guitar. Casper grew up listening to rock bands from his dad such as AC/DC. Casper loved these bands so when he was gifted a guitar he instantly started to learn and fall in love with it. He began to practice each day and got pretty good. Once he was a sophomore in high school he got some friends and formed a band. After playing the homecoming a prom dance, Casper decided to write songs. He wrote 4 songs and decided to play them with his band at the local pub where he lived in Boston. His band played about an hour set and got a standing ovation. They did so well that a famous producer came to Casper after the show and offered a record deal. So, for the next months Casper and his band recorded their first ever EP. Well, when they woke up the next morning, their song ‘Get up and Dance like a Horse’ hit number one on the charts. They were the biggest band in the world. They had to go on tour. A world tour. Casper wanted to hit every country so this would be about a 7 year tour. They began to play their shows and began to rack up some money. When they played in Sydney, Australia, Casper saw a love interest with this girl named Jolene. Now Casper invited Jolene to the rest of the tour and eventually asked her to marry him. The Wedding was set and Casper and Jolene eventually became husband and wife. They went on honeymoon and 9 months later had a kid named Buck. Now that Casper was married with a kid, he had to get back on tour. The final show was in LA for a sold out crowd. The curtain closed and the tour was over. Casper and his band were the biggest musicians of all time. Casper wanted to celebrate by road tripping back to Boston. His band and family weren’t to fond of this as they were tired and wanted to fly in a private jet. Despite their rejection, Casper went on to drive back to Boston. When he arrived back home he came back to the unfortunate news of his family and band mates dying in a plane crash. This devastated Casper. He did what anyone would do and went to his local bar. When he walked in the bartender said, “Casper, why such the long face?” Get it. Because he is a horse.