Frens!! 🎄Dere’s been a new development me is concerned abouts. Yesterday mom was makin chiken enchiladas an it appeared her had used all da chiken her needed off da delicious golden rotisserie with da crispy skin. Anyway. It was unattended on da counter so me did help myself to a wittle snacky snack. Her found me wif da remnants of da chiken in my mouth. Me sees no way to shift da blame. (Not dat me has ever been a blame shifter) Well dis morning what does me find in da kitchen??? MARTHA ON DA MANTEL. Mom said Snoop must’ve called in reinforcements to keep an eye on da kitchen and dings are not wooking good for da nice list. And dis Martha elf means business. Like her been through someding and not gonna let minor criminal offenses slide. How can me rescue myself dis close to Christmas?! Does anyone know of any good deeds me could do STAT?!! @marthastewart #smttt #marthaonthemantel #snooponastoop #goldenretriever #goldenpuppy #goldenretrieversofinstagram #therapydog #mentalhealth @cashmoneyhoney2020 @doggie.essentials1