Trunk loaded. Roadtrip playlist on. Sunnies on my nose. Engine starts. Hitting the road. Going from 70 to 116 degrees. Opening the window to feel the heat. Closing the window right away. It was not necessary. Stopping at Bass Pro Shops. Discovering a new world. 6 more hours on the road. Not feeling my butt anymore. Stopping to jump. Finding out I can’t jump. Walking around. Beware of snakes sign. Getting back in the car very quickly. Arriving at the shooting spot. Gate is closed. Climbing up. Keeping repeating wow for a very long time. Going to a baseball game. Not understanding any rule. Enjoying it anyway. Going to a dive bar. Crashing at the hotel. Going back on the road.