Instagram vs reality A message from both of us, on this special day of the year... my birthday😄 Vania: I turn 22 years old, my son is born on June 22, 2022, he’s 22 inches tall, and born in room 2. What a magical year it’s been. This is the most precious birthday and makes me the happiest person ever. Having King is the most beautiful gift I’ve ever received from God. Also I have the best husband in the world. Thank you for everything always, I love you so much ❤️ Pauly: It was my babe’s 22nd birthday yesterday, so I took her to down to Nusa Dua to stay at the Ritz Carlton and have a nice dinner next door at the Apurva. She decides not to bring a swimsuit because the weather in Canggu was bad when we left. We get to the Ritz, and of course it’s beautiful out. And of course she’s upset. And of course I’m the smart one who brought my swimsuit since we went to a fucking BEACH RESORT. Nonetheless, we had a nice time. However, this was our first trip with King. We also brought the nanny to help out. Nothing like enjoying a romantic sensual bath together while listening to your newborn get burped 20 feet away by a woman in her 50’s making random “baby talk” noises to encourage him. Now THAT’S romantic. Also the restaurant fucked my stomach up so bad and I had vicious diarrhea all into the morning. HELL YEAH. Just here to make you guys laugh as always, but all jokes aside: Happy birthday baby! I love you with all my heart😃❤️