EXT. CITY HALL STEPS - DAY The crowd clapped, cheered and barked. Relief and gratitude painted the towns people’s faces now that the region’s largest, and most stubborn, wild burrito lay slain before them. For a long while, the mythology (and tourism revenue) of the gargantuan burrito kept local hunters from seeking out the oaf. But after the latest string of ransacking by the feral creature, a select few dogs were released to bring the burrito to its knees. On little more than courage, the town’s tiniest habitant made off into the forest to drag the menace back to civilization; a feat only achievable by the agility and fastidiousness of a miniature dachshund.