Day in New York 931: After years of lying to you guys as well as the US government about the legitimacy of my two front teeth I am happy to report that I finally got them fixed. How did this happen? Well at the age of 13 I lived what you could call an extreme lifestyle.... I watched Viva La Bam for the laughs. Hung out at Pacsun for the chicks. Wore oakleys for the sun. And listened to T-Pain for the grinding. I was out of control. Anyways one day I was in the garage waiting for my mom to drive me to hockey practice but she was taking forever. So I was just sitting in the garage not being extreme. Unacceptable. I had to be extreme at all times. So I grabbed my skateboard to do a kickflip. I knew that if I did a kickflip I’d be extreme again. So I grabbed my board, and kicked the FUCK out of that flip. So well in fact that the flip actually kicked back. First time in history anyone had done that. So credit to me. But the only side effect was that I destroyed my teeth in the process. Kind of like when Batman snapped his spine fighting that simp Bane. I’m not saying that i’m Bruce Wayne or anything but I’m just saying that we do have being extreme in common. Anyways I got them fixed, which means that after over a decade, I’m back to being extreme. So If you need me me in 2021 your going to have to look me up in the🙅‍♂️TREME section of the yellow pages. God Speed.