Frens!! 🐾 Much to my dismay photo evidence of “da incident” has now surfaced. To avoid any scandal or being exposed on Yik Yak or da Student Printz, me will go ahead and admit to dis and face da consequences. Me can only hopes by admitting what me has done da higher ups will be lenient wif me. It was best swim of my life btw!! Da fountain is amazing!! Clear and cool and refreshing on a hot day!! My swimming skills impressed even me! Oh yes, but me is really sorry. Terribly sorry. And while we are admitting dings if you happened to have seen my car pulled over by da campus police it was not in relation to dis even tho it scared me cause me thought for sure dey were about to take me to campus jail if dere is one. But Mom pulled too far in da intersection at da stop sign and dere were light and sirens and it was SO EMBARRASSING. Dey were nice tho. Told mom her needs to be careful. Her was repentant (as her should be) and dat seemed to go a long way. Rest assured dis will not happen again because me will be back seat driving from now on. Anyway maybe da repentance works for me. If dere are any consequences me hopes community service!! 📸Photo credit @sarahazel.photography 💛💛 @cashmoneyhoney2020 @officialsouthernmiss #smttt #goldenretriever #goldenretrieversofinstagram #collegelife #mentalhealthmatters #homecoming #therapydog