Behind every powerful homosexual is a supportive hetero best friend (because I don’t know shit about cars and can’t drive myself around, don’t know what a Moscow mule is, and have to be taught about Star Wars, despite where I work). People will see our friendship one day and make case studies about how progressive we are. We will be a figure on a textbook! But seriously, as cliche as it is, you are the best str8 best friend anyone can ask for! HAPPY BIRTHDAY @austingrowe ! ✨🎉🎂🎈