Day in New York 1,056: TMZ captured this photo of a dejected and likely dyslexic NYC transplant wandering the garment district Friday evening. When asked what he was doing in the area he said “I’m looking for a new apartment because my traitorous simp of a roommate is moving in with his girlfriend” We then asked what he thought of the apartment he looked at and he said “The apartment was and insult not only to myself, but capitalism as a whole. No American should be forced to pay $2500 a month to live like Harry Potter without the magic” We then proceeded to ask where he’d like to live and he said “Anywhere that isn’t Murray Hill. Living here for the past year has been more damaging to my image than if I wore a fedora and was into swords” For our readers in other states, Murray Hill is often referred to as the Oakley sunglasses of Manhattan neighborhoods. Known for its lack of culture and high volume of interns, anyone who is living in Murray Hill is actively engaging in social suicide, wether they know it or not. Mr Junda then asked to end the interview because “I need to get an açaí bowl” We will keep you updated as the story develops.