Cue the @petshopboys What Have I Done To Deserve This? Needless to say, I was gobsmacked, gagged AND gooped when @willam gifted me these beyond stunning @louboutinworld beauties. The chunky heel means I can ACTUALLY wear them! 👵🏻 When I thanked Willam she sucked all the tenderness and joy out of this magical moment (just like the crème filling from a Twinkie - and no, I am NOT talking about the snack cake) by simply saying, “They are so you can stop making that tired joke about paving the way.” Kids, am I right!? Hey wait a minute... Do you all think it’s merely a coincidence that W gave me these (I mean we barely tolerate each other!) right after that recent rash of designer boutique smash & grab robberies around town...? Oh well... Whatever. EDIT: Is the red on the bottom supposed to rub off!?