“I’m well-aware of the images leaked on the web,” Marty Bell announced pointedly this week. As Vacation Inc.’s Executive President to the Chairman of the Board, Bell faced the press from the high diving board at the Grand Leisure Estate in Pompano Beach, Florida. Media outlets flooded the estate’s swim-up bar on Monday morning for comment on the recently circulating photos of “Vacation® Classic Whip” — an alleged “breakthrough” in “leisure sunscreen technology” by the “World-Famous” Vacation Inc. of Miami. “Although I cannot disclose much information in detail, I can assure you this: Classic Whip is very real, and will be available for public purchase this week.” Bell then reached into the back pocket of his Jordache swim shorts, unveiling what appeared to be a “can of whipped cream” and proceeded to dispense a fluffy dollop of it into his skin. Immediately, a tidal wave of questions and commotion by poolside paparazzi and leisure reporters splashed the floor. “All will be revealed this Thursday, the 18th,” Bell responded. “That is all. No further questions.” Bell then performed a subsequent 30-foot swan dive into the hotel’s champagne-filled in-ground pool— splashes kindly escorting reporters to the exit. Sources say more updates on this mysterious leisure product will be unveiled on Vacation’s “Company Instagram page” this Thursday, August 18th. Until then, leisure enthusiasts remain firmly seated in their folding beach chairs outside of the Grand Leisure Estate.